The top priority for britain in case of a nuclear attack was tea according to top secret documents released under the freedom of information act . Whitehall Officials in the 1950s were concerned that in the event of a nuclear attack delays in imports would see a loss of 75% of tea stocks and it was a cause of great concern as they felt that the british people could not cope without their tea and would cause a massive loss of morale . This was given top priority as to the recovery of a return to normal life.

You may not know this but there are thousands of U.K. laws that have never been repealed so are still lawfull , but i doubt very much that you could get away with them , so i would not try them out if i were you . Here are some of my favorites!!! . 1 - IT IS ILLEGAL TO DIE IN THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT 2 - IT IS ILLEGAL FOR A CAB DRIVER TO CARRY RABID DOGS AND CORPSES IN THE CITY OF LONDON 3 - IN THE U.K. A PREGNANT WOMAN CAN LEGALLY RELIEVE HERSELF ANYWHERE SHE WANTS EVEN IF SHE SO REQUESTS IN A POLICEMANS HELMET 4 - IN ENGLAND ALL MEN OVER THE AGE OF 14 MUST CARRY OUT 2HRS OF LONGBOW PRACTICE A DAY 5 - IN CHESTER WELSHMEN ARE BANNED FROM ENTERING THE CITY BEFORE SUNRISE AND FROM STAYING AFTER SUNSET 6 - IN THE CITY OF LONDON IT IS ILLEGAL TO FLAG DOWN A TAXI IF YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE 7 - IN THE CITY OF YORK IT IS LEGAL TO KILL A SCOTSMAN WITHIN THE ANCIENT CITY WALLS BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE CARRYING A BOW AND ARROW AT THE TIME.......The U.K. is indeed a very strange place to live! . More to come at a later date!!! .

A recent group of scientists from around the globe were given the task to see what was the DIFINITIVE way of the world ending in a vain hope that world governments would be able to know what awaits them and to try to reverse what may happen . Also N.A.S.A. had an interest in this because it also wanted to see just how long they had before terraforming other planets needed to become a reality as they realised that our future is indeed colonising other planets to live on as the earth is finaly doomed . But the answer that they got was not what they were expecting . After a year long study costing over 50 million dollars here was the answer - WE DO NOTHING - ......The reason is that if we simply wait long enough then all 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Atoms that make-up the planet earth will suddenly , spontaneously and simultaneously cease to exist . The scientists reported that the odds of this happening were considerably greater than a GOOGLEPLEX to the power of 1 . The reason for this conclusion is that all other options such as GLOBAL WARMING , GLOBAL COOLING , A DIRECT HIT BY AN ASTEROID , TOTAL NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION , THE EARTHS ORBITS FAILING , THE SUN DYING , OUR NEAREST STAR GOING SUPERNOVA , A BLACK HOLE SUDDENLY APPEARING IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM , and everything else that they could think of that would potentialy destroy our earth , could be controled with technology in our future . This conclusively proves to me that ALL SCIENTISTS ARE CRAZY OR THEY HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!! . What do you think??? .

This next story comes from italy and is true , but depending on the source the ending differs greatly , so i have chosen the ending that made me shake my head in utter dissbelief! . A female clerk in a bank in Ancona Northen Italy went to her boss saying that money was missing from her register , at first the boss thought that she was trying to scam her way into some extra money espescially when she said that the last thing that she rememberd was a man saying look into my eyes , she then had memory loss of over an hour and when she came to her senses she then noticed the missing money . So the boss of the bank called the police and in the presense of them all they took a look at the security tape and sure enough a man of indian or north african extraction entered the bank walked over to the female clerk bent over and whispered into her ear and then stood talking to the women for approx 3mins , she then procceded to hand over 800 euros or about 630 pounds in english money the female clerk then served over 22 customers in the following hour of which she has no memory! . The police thought that she was complicit in the robbery untill they started to recieve reports from all over the area stating similiar circumstances including a supermarket about 5 miles away from the bank . The police had no leads on the case untill the female bank clerk agreed to be hynotised again by a therapist to she if she could remember what the thief said to her . The investigation is still ongoing and the italian police are refusing to comment any further! ......I predict a sudden rush on how to do hypnosis books on AMAZON!!! .

2 rocket scientists Alan Bond and Mark Hempsell think that they have finaly solved 1 of the biggest bible mysteries , the destruction of SODOM by GOD! . The key to this was a clay tablet written upon by a sumerian astrologer that mentioned a huge asteroid to hit that region . The scientists spent 8yrs deciphering the tablet which was found by victorian archaeologist Henry Layard . They made a computer simulation of the night sky at around the time mentioned on the tablet and indeed found an asteroid of the aten variety scientists think that the mile wide asteroid that hit the region would have destroyed over 386.000sq miles and the plume of smoke would have been seen over several hundred miles , the asteroid from the description of the tablet would have exploded close to the ground but would not have impacted , thereby leaving no crator , but the force would have been equivalent to more than 1.000tons of T.N.T. and the date given from the tablet the scientists worked out would have been around dawn on june 29th 3123b.c. ! . Other scientists have been quick to decry the findings saying that we do not know enough about the sumerian language to be able to decipher the tablet with any amount of accuracy and that the sumerians could not have been that advanced in mapping the night sky . So SODOM was it destroyed by the hand of god or an asteroid? . YOU DECIDE!!! .

So you think that you have had a bad day filled with woe , well even geese have their bad days , and i bet that this particular goose had a worse day than yourself? . Postman Adrian Mannion was relaxing in his home when he heard a thud just outside , he went to investigate and saw a 9lb meteorite in his driveway . A second later a canada goose smashed onto his pride and joy , his new mini car causing £2.500 worth of damage . How did this happen you may ask? . Well a flock of canada geese were flying overhead when the meteorite crashed to earth and it managed to hit one of the geese on its way down . Well you may think what about the poor guys car you may ask? . Wait it gets better the bird was then carried off by a fox before it could be rescued , it survived a direct hit by a meteorite only to be eaten by a fox . So do you now think that your day was still bad? .

Apparently a dog in japan has learned to meditate without being taught! . The dog called conan a chihuahua breed started to meditate with its master by closing its eyes and pressing its paws together in front of its nose and stays in that pose apparently for hours . The dog even does this again without prompting before morning and evening meals! . The zen buddhist monk who lives in Nanas Shuri - Kannono Temple in southern japan , says that he is very happy as word has spread around the world and more people are visiting the temple! . Call me cynical - CYNICAL! - but i am thinking that this is the same idea as nessie the lockness monster in scotland U.K. . I suggest that the japanese tourist board will be rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect of tourist money flowing , just as in scotland! . Well it cant hurt can it??? .

Here is something interesting! . Scientists are now in a major panic to try and save their funding as new figures have been released that shows that the planet has not warmed up dramaticaly since 1996 so there are now 2 opposing views from scientists to try and explain this . The first is global cooling , think ice-age , or slowing down of climate warming . The second is global chaos , not as popular but is interesting as everything that the scientists will say will be correct as you cannot predict chaos! . What happened to the hole in the ozone layer that was going to kill us all , oh yeah it fixed itself! . Maybe the conspiracy theorists are correct after all , governments can now tax us under so called green taxes and we will not complain as we are doing our duty to save the planet! . Well when scientists can accurately predict the weather for the next day then maybe , just maybe they might be correct on the bigger issues!!! .